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Created on 2006-07-28 16:38:53 (#10780505), last updated 2007-06-17
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Basic Info| Name: | 1stofthegeeks |
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BioEssentially, I was born in a small island in the middle of the Nile River. I lived for many years in solitude with only my small woodland creatures and tasty fruity snacks to keep me company, until one day I was sent on a hunt to find the Shards of Nimrod. With only a toothpick, ice shavings (which soon melted), and a can of hairspray I started my journey.
My first stop was at the friendly village of Narfle. Or rather, the villagers there SEEMED friendly, but it was all an act so they could get their hands on what they wanted: my tasty flesh. The ice shavings would have come in handy at this point, as everyone knows that a 'savage' hates nothing more than being clean, but instead I was forced to run and find passage on the BrainBasher, a pirate ship.
While on this vessel, I fell in love with the ruggedly handsome (and admittedly rather smelly) CarcassSlicer von Schlickensteiner. Or rather, I thought it was love, but it soon turned out to be nothing more than hunger pains. (The tooth pick did not help this at all, as all it made me think of was the tasty treats I had left on my island.)
Eventually, I was forced to abandon ship (read: untoward advances) and found myself back where I'd started.
My humble island of justice.
So I raised my middle finger high at all the bastards who'd wanted me to find the Shards of Nimrod, and sat down and ate a hearty meal of bananas and kiwi.
And then the world blew up, and it was all my fault.
...
Damn.
My first stop was at the friendly village of Narfle. Or rather, the villagers there SEEMED friendly, but it was all an act so they could get their hands on what they wanted: my tasty flesh. The ice shavings would have come in handy at this point, as everyone knows that a 'savage' hates nothing more than being clean, but instead I was forced to run and find passage on the BrainBasher, a pirate ship.
While on this vessel, I fell in love with the ruggedly handsome (and admittedly rather smelly) CarcassSlicer von Schlickensteiner. Or rather, I thought it was love, but it soon turned out to be nothing more than hunger pains. (The tooth pick did not help this at all, as all it made me think of was the tasty treats I had left on my island.)
Eventually, I was forced to abandon ship (read: untoward advances) and found myself back where I'd started.
My humble island of justice.
So I raised my middle finger high at all the bastards who'd wanted me to find the Shards of Nimrod, and sat down and ate a hearty meal of bananas and kiwi.
And then the world blew up, and it was all my fault.
...
Damn.
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acting, anglophiles, art, books, bowling, color guard, comedy, david bowie, decemberists, english, fanfiction, fanfiction.net, fiction, fictionpress.com, forensics, grey's anatomy, harry potter, improv, insomnia, jimmy eat world, laughing, lord of the rings, maruaders, music, not smoking, not sweating, painting, pitching, poptarts, pride and prejudice, prism, put put, queen, ramen noodles, reading, romance novels, singing, sirius black, sleeping, smashing pumpkins, softball, st. bam, swimming, talking, the mummy, theatre, vampires, victorian england, volleyball, warren zevon, werewolves, writing
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